Since time immemorial people have been asking the question, "How can I know for sure if I'm in love?" I am pleased to announce that I have figured out the answer.

You know for sure that you're in love when you're at the dump at 10:45 PM on a rainy Tuesday night standing in the rusted-out bed of a 1972 Ford F-250 pickup, and you look at your significant other - who is flinging the remains of a soggy cardboard box into a putrid hole full of garbage, dark strands of wet hair hanging down in front of her face - and think to yourself that there is nowhere else on earth that you would rather be.

So there it is - one of life's most elusive questions has finally been answered. I hope that some of you will be able to benefit from this discovery. (Those without access to a 1972 Ford F-250 may be out of luck.)
posted by Scott at 6/09/2004 11:49:11 AM |