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"Treasure Planet's John Silver Keychain
Why carry a slim, pocket-friendly keychain when an awkwardly shaped extreme-sports souvenir or a bulky reminder of the film that almost killed off conventional animation is available? 'Press John Silver down on his peg leg and his robotic arm will come to life!,' the packaging of the Treasure Planet-themed keychain promises. (Warning: This does not work on real-life peg-legged pirates.)"