What is Fishsuit.com?
Fishsuit.com is my personal web site. My name is Scott Dierdorf. Hello!


What does "fishsuit" mean? Are you some kind of tailor ichthyologist?
It's just a name; it doesn't really mean anything. "Fish" and "suit" are words that I think sound funny together. (Is it a fish costume for a person? Is it some kind of aquatic legal action? You don't know!) There's a long and silly story about how those two words came to be put together, but you really don't want to hear it.


Is it "fishsuit" or "fishsoup"?
I'm not sure I understand the question.


How can I contact you?
If something on the site is broken, or if you just want to tell me what a self-involved son of a bitch I am, please direct email to . Questions and comments are always welcome.


Who are you, really?
Truth is subjective, so who am I to say who I am? I've posted three biographies below. You are welcome to read them and pick the one you like best. If none of these appeal to you, feel free to write your own version and email it to me.

	Biography 1 Scott Dierdorf was born on February 28, 1973, the eldest son of French aristocrats. He has a younger brother, Auguste, and a younger sister, Geneviève. Scott grew up on his family's country manse, where he learned to ride horses before he could walk. A crack shot, Scott is a champion fox hunter and would have competed in the Olympics as a marksman if his family hadn't considered such undertakings vulgar. He inherited the 25,000 acre estate and a vast family fortune when his parents died in a freak volcano accident while on holiday. Scott moved to the United States shortly thereafter and currently resides in his Seattle mansion, where he lives a life of leisure. His hobbies include polo, Italian automobiles, and fine slippers.
	Biography 2 Scott Dierdorf was born on February 28, 1973, the eldest son of a cobbler's apprentice and a milking-maid. He has seventeen younger siblings, none of whom he has ever met. Abandoned in an alley when he was three weeks old, Scott was raised in a squalid London orphanage, where he learned to sleep with one eye open. He escaped from the orphanage at the age of 12 by hitting the schoolmaster over the head with a wooden beam and stowing away on a cargo vessel. He spent the next fifteen years as a ship's mate sailing the opium routes between Hong Kong and Manchuria. Scott has killed twelve men with his bare hands and can neither read nor write. He currently resides in a storage container in the Port of Seattle, where he works as a pickpocket and part-time rogue. His hobbies include lawlessness, malfeasance, and skullduggery.
	Biography 3 Scott Dierdorf was born on February 28, 1973, the eldest son of a doctor and a teacher. He has a younger brother, Mike, and a younger sister, Julie. He grew up in Central Indiana and graduated from Carmel High School in 1991. He attended Northwestern University in Evanston, Illinois and graduated in 1995 with a degree in Computer Engineering. He currently resides in the Seattle area, where he works for a software company. His hobbies include film, photography, soccer, and hiking.